Split Boy

I recently had the privlage of reading a new piece of a young author I am quite fond of. I was very moved by this piece and was given his permission to share it on my blog. 

Split Boy

Eat your food; Wash behind your ears; Don’t swing from  my hair; You can’t leave till the plate is clean; Go to sleep; Get me a beer; Drink your water; Brush your hair;Don’t talk to your mom; Don’t talk to your dad; But I want to talk to you both; Do what I say; Be nice to girls; Girls are just objects;Give them flowers; Be assertive; Listen to them; Check out other girls; Show them care; Get as many as you can; Are you gay?; Be kind; Don’t be stupid; Do your homework; Vacuum the house; Rake the back yard; Mow the field; Don’t touch the mower; Beat up anyone that makes fun of you; Reason with the people that argue with you; Don’t get beat up it makes you weak;Don’t fight with people; Do not fight dirty;Find another way to resolve your problem; You have anger issues; You are weak; You need to stick up for yourself; Go to classes for your anger but it won’t help; Go work out even though you’ll still be weak; DON’T GET ANGRY; Stop being weak; Ignore the insults; Keep it in; Put on gloves go box if you are mad; Don’t fight your siblings; Pour the milk to the rim; Stop filling the glasses so high; Eat what you want; Eat what I give you;Go outside and hang out with people; Get new friends; Get a girlfriend; Don’t hug guys; Girls will date you eventually; Why don’t you have a girl yet?; Why can’t you two agree?; Why can’t we agree?; I can agree to reasonable things; I can agree if it is actually right;

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           okmedp